A meeting of the minds... about coffee.
We are gathered here today to discuss the pressing issue of coffee consumption.
Some of us are concerned that our coffee intake is too high, others think it's too low.
One person even suggested we have a "coffee-free" week, but that was met with outrage.
As we navigate this delicate balance, let's not forget the Brewing Standards document.
Next on the agenda: Coffee Fund allocations.
Note: Coffee consumption levels are not to be taken seriously.