Quantum Fluctuation Implementation Phase 2

Decision Matrix

After much deliberation, the Quantum Fluctuation Implementation Committee (QFIC) has deemed the following courses of action for Phase 2:

• Option 1: Build a 3D-printed toaster that plays the Macarena
• Option 2: Create a sentient toaster that will judge you
• Option 3: Instruct the toaster to play a never-ending loop of 'Who Let the Dogs Bark?'

Subcommittees

The following subcommittees have been formed to tackle specific aspects of the Quantum Fluctuation Implementation:

• Subcommittee 1: Toaster Design
• Subcommittee 2: Toaster Sentience
• Subcommittee 3: Toaster Soundtrack

Minutes of the Meeting

Present: Bob, Steve, Jane, and 42 other people who showed up late

Decisions: 3 options, 4 subcommittees, and 17 strongly worded opinions

Next Meeting: In a parallel universe, on a different day, at 3:14 PM

Phase 3: The Toaster Apocalypse