As a stalwart defender of all things sprinkly, I firmly believe that sprinkles are the unsung heroes of the donut world. Without sprinkles, donuts would be dull, boring, and utterly unremarkable. The sprinkle's ability to add a burst of colorful whimsy to an otherwise dull pastry is a gift of the highest order.
A world without sprinkles is a world without joy. Think of all the dull, gray days we'd face without the spark of sprinkles to brighten our spirits.
But wait, there's more! Sprinkles also serve a practical purpose. They provide a convenient way to tell the world, "I'm a fun and interesting person, but also a bit of a goofball."
Counterargument: Anti-Sprinkle Position Extra Sprinkle Argument: Sprinkle-Sprinkle-Sprinkle-All-The-WayWe've been duped by the sprinkle industrial complex. Sprinkles are nothing but a distraction from the true beauty of the donut itself. We must not be swayed by their gaudy allure, for it is a trap, a snare to lure us away from the simple, unadulterated joy of the plain donut.
Counterpoint 1: Sprinkles Are the Devil's Spawn Counterpoint 2: Sprinkles Are a Threat to Public Health