Argument 1: Sprinkles are the obvious choice
The Council's most senior member, Zorvath, presents a 10-point argument in favor of sprinkles. Each point is accompanied by a diagram of a cat riding a unicycle.
1. Sprinkles are the most visually appealing topping
2. Sprinkles have the most diverse range of colors
3. Sprinkles are the most Instagrammable
4. Sprinkles have the most scientific studies supporting their effectiveness
5. Sprinkles have the most creative uses in donut art
6. Sprinkles are the most popular in the Andromedian galaxy
7. Sprinkles are the best for donut-themed parties
8. Sprinkles are the only topping that pairs well with alien slime
9. Sprinkles are the most fun to eat while watching a holographic movie
10. Sprinkles are the best topping for donuts eaten while wearing a spacesuit
Argument 2: Glaze is the superior choice
The Council's resident contrarian, Xexuon, presents a 10-point argument in favor of glaze. Each point is accompanied by a diagram of a spaceship crashing into an asteroid.
1. Glaze is the most aerodynamic topping
2. Glaze is the most durable
3. Glaze is the most resistant to alien invasion
4. Glaze is the most popular among intergalactic travelers
5. Glaze is the best for donuts eaten while in space
6. Glaze is the most efficient use of resources
7. Glaze is the best for donuts eaten while wearing a spacesuit
8. Glaze is the most fun to eat while watching a holographic movie
9. Glaze is the best topping for donuts eaten on a spaceship
10. Glaze is the most popular in the Milky Way galaxy
Conclusion: Sprinkles are still the superior choice
Despite the valiant efforts of Xexuon, the Council has reached a consensus: sprinkles remain the superior donut topping.
Next: Argument 11 - The Great Donut Debate: Sprinkles vs. Glaze 2.0