Toner Gate: A Theory

It's a little-known fact that the toner in your office printers is secretly plotting against you. This is the theory.

Key Principles:

• Conspiracy of Silence: The toner only talks when no one is looking.
• Toner Cartel: A secret society of inkjet printers controlling the world's supplies.
• The Smell of Deception: Can you smell that sweet, sweet scent of fresh toner?

Case Studies:

• The Great Paper Jam of '09
• The Toner Heist of '12
• The Dark Web of Inkjet Printing

Related Concepts:

• Ink Scarcity: When there's not enough ink to go around
• Toner Hysteria: The over-reliance on toner for productivity

Stay vigilant, friends. The toner is always watching.

Or is it just your printer?

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