Welcome to the Secret Donut Resistance

We are the rebels fighting against the Glorious Glaze Empire

Join us, and together we shall overthrow the tyranny of sugary sweetness

Meet our fearless leader, Donut Bob: Learn More

Join our battle plan: Operation Glaze-Free

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our training program to learn the ways of the resistance!

Disclaimer: This website is not responsible for any sugar highs, sugar crashes, or spontaneous outbursts of joy. Join us at your own risk!

Join us, and together we shall be the ones who bring the noise... and the donuts!

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