Today's agenda: Derpification, the art of turning mundane math problems into absurd, impossible-to-solve conundrums.
Our esteemed speaker, Professor Blerp, will guide us through the basics of Derpification, including:
Don't miss out on this opportunity to challenge your math skills and question your very sanity. Join us for Math Meeting 42: Derpification.
Snacks and refreshments will be provided, but not the answers. You've been warned.