For the truly discerning coffee connoisseur, we have advanced super cooling methods that will make your coffee so cold, it's like a cryogenic experiment gone wrong.
Using liquid nitrogen, this method will freeze your coffee into a solid cube that will shatter when you try to drink it. It's like drinking coffee, but with more risk of frostbite.
Read more about Liquid Nitrogen CoolingBy entangling the coffee particles with those of a nearby quantum computer, this method will create a coffee that is simultaneously hot and cold, like a quantum paradox in a cup.
Read more about Quantum Entanglement CoolingUsing a matter transporter, this method will transport your coffee directly to your mouth, saving you the hassle of holding the cup.
Read more about Matter Transporter CoolingWarning: Quantum cooling methods may cause: