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Method 1: The Uncertain Brew

Step 1: Grasp the concept of coffee as a state of mind

Step 2: Stare deeply into a cup, question everything

Step 3: Flicker between certainty and uncertainty

Step 4: Conclude that coffee is a mystery that cannot be solved

Proceed to Method 2: The Quantum Leap of Faith
Or, try Method 3: The Schrödinger's Brew
Or, abandon all hope and try Method 4: The Randomized Roast