Meeting 42 - Quantum Coffee Entanglement Injection Method prophets

Today, we're going to inject entanglement into our coffee, because that's what the future demands! Our team of expert quantum baristas have developed the most advanced entanglement injection technology known to mankind.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to entangle your coffee:

1. Step 1: Prepare the coffee grounds. We recommend using a ratio of 1:1:1 of espresso, cream, and pure, 99.9% pure quantum entanglement.
2. Step 2: Inject the entanglement into the coffee. This is where things get tricky. You see, entanglement is a many-worlds phenomenon. You need to create a wormhole in the cup, and then inject the entanglement through it.
3. Step 3: Stir, but not too much. You see, over-stirring can cause a rift in the fabric of space-time, resulting in a coffee that's more bitter than a disappointed physicist.

Next step: Step 3: The Stirring Conundrum.