Coffee and Schrödinger
At this stage of the entanglement injection process, you're probably wondering if you've gone completely mad. The answer, much like the quantum fluctuations you're about to unleash, is: maybe.
We're getting close to the point of no return. The coffee's particles are entangled with the fabric of space-time itself.
But don't worry, it's just a minor side effect of injecting quantum entanglement into your daily grind. You might start to notice strange occurrences around you:
- Spontaneous combustion in the kitchen
- Uncontrollable urges to recite the entire script of "The Big Bang Theory" from memory
- Unsettling feelings of unease when someone says "I'm just here for the coffee"
Don't worry, it's all in the name of science.
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