You're now on Step 2 of our patented Quantum Coffee process. Congratulations!
Here's where things get really interesting. You're about to introduce wavefunction wobble into your coffee. This is where the magic happens, folks.
Wavefunction wobble is a delicate art. It requires a steady hand and a keen sense of quantum probability. Are you up for the challenge?
Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our expert baristas have perfected the wobble. They'll guide you through the process with ease.
Ready to proceed? Click here to inject those wavefunctions into your brew.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for a bonus tutorial on wavefunction wobble variations.
Or, if you're just plain lost, click here for a map.
Or, if you're just a troll, click here to see our wobble-ometer rankings.