Meeting 42 Minutes: The Unofficial Recordings

Minutes of the 42nd Meeting of the Intergalactic Union of Advanced Beings

Present: Igorek the Unstoppable, Zorvath the Unconquerable, and 42 other notable beings

Summary of key discussions:

• The meaning of life was debated for 37 hours, with no clear consensus reached.
• The importance of proper hydration was discussed, but not actually implemented.
• The merits of intergalactic trade policies were hotly contested, with some arguing that trade with the Andromedans was too lucrative.

Decisions:

• Established a new standard for intergalactic time-keeping, based on the rotation of the planet Zorgon.
• Appointed Igorek the Unstoppable as Chairbeing of the Intergalactic Union.
• Failed to address the pressing issue of sentient toaster maintenance, instead opting for more pressing matters.

Next Meeting: Meeting 43, scheduled for 3rd of Never.

See also:

• Igorek's Unofficial Account
• A Tale of Two Unstoppables
• Minutes of Misery and Other Suchlike Things