It is foretold that in the year 2050, a great plague of cheese will sweep the land. The skies shall turn a deep shade of cheddar, and the seas shall turn to brie.
The people shall cower in terror as the great wheels of gouda roll forth from the depths of the earth, covering all in their sticky, melted grasp.
The prophets of old shall be silenced, and the people shall cry out in desperation as the cheese consumes all in its path.
But fear not, for in the midst of this dairy disaster, a hero shall arise, armed with the power of the mighty cheddar-fighting skills.
They shall wield the mighty Cheese-axe of Justice, and bring an end to the great cheese plague.