Quantum Coffee Machine: Maintenance Tips
For when your Quantum Coffee Machine is acting up.
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Warning: do not attempt to repair your Quantum Coffee Machine during peak hours. Your coworkers will not appreciate the dimensional rifts.
Also, please do not try to 'improve' our machine. We have already accounted for all possible outcomes.
That said, here are some general tips for maintaining your Quantum Coffee Machine:
- Regularly check for quantum foam buildup.
- Make sure your particles are in sync.
- Run diagnostics on your coffee beans.
- Clean the event horizon.
And, of course:
Don't forget the importance of proper calibration!
Calibration:
- Adjust the phase coils.
- Re-sync the chronon generator.
- Check the coffee-to-space-time ratio.