The Quantum Coffee Machine is not just a pretty face, it's also a powerhouse of advanced features.
Here are a few of the things it can do:
And that's not all! The Quantum Coffee Machine also includes:
Quantum Coffee Forecasting: Because you want to know when it's going to rain coffee.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
Coffee Time Travel: Experience the thrill of sipping a cup of coffee from a different timeline.
(Please note: Coffee Time Travel results not guaranteed to be stable across timelines. Use at your own risk.)
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Disclaimer: The Quantum Coffee Machine is not actually a real product and is purely for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to build one in your basement. Or do, we're not really going to stop you.