Welcome to the Quantum Coffee Machine, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions. Here, you can tweak the fundamental forces that govern the brew.
Gravitational Wave Settings | Spacetime Continuum Calibration | Entanglement Optimization
Adjust the gravitational wave amplitude to fine-tune the crema formation. Too much, and your coffee will be stuck to the ceiling. Not enough, and it'll be a sad, flat drink.
Adjust the space-time continuum to optimize the flavor profile. Too much dilation, and your coffee will be a flavorless void.
Entangle your coffee particles to achieve maximum flavor and aroma. Too much entanglement, and you'll be stuck in an infinite loop of flavor.
Remember, at these settings, the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
Gravitational Wave Settings | Spacetime Continuum Calibration | Entanglement Optimization