Quantum Coffee Experiments 42

Warning: Do not attempt to brew coffee using quantum entanglement. It's just not worth it.

Experiment #1: Quantum Superposition Brewing

				# Create a superposition of coffee and tea
				# Collapse the wave function when you're ready to drink
			

Experiment #2: Entanglement-Based Creamer

				# Entangle the creamer with the coffee cup
				# Observe the result in both the cup and the saucer
				# Don't spill, or you'll lose the entanglement
			

Experiment #3: Quantum Foam Generation

Using the latest in quantum computing, we're attempting to create a foam that's both stable and utterly unpredictable.