In this groundbreaking study, we explored the paradoxical relationship between quantum superposition and caffeine consumption.
Our findings indicate that when exposed to a quantum field, coffee beans exhibit a state of superposition, resulting in a 300% increase in caffeine content.
However, this phenomenon only occurs when the coffee beans are simultaneously observed by a cat.
Read Paper 2 for more on the Feline Quantum Observer Effect
And for more on the Causal Loop of Caffeine and Schrödinger's Cat
And, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Quantum Coffee Tasting Notes