Notes from our expert coffee tasters:
Flavor Profile: 8/10. A complex blend of bitter and sweet notes, reminiscent of the uncertainty principle.
Notes from Taster 1: "I detected a hint of existential dread, but it's still drinkable."
Notes from Taster 2: "It's like they took all the coffee from a thousand mid-20th century diners and put it in a blender."
Recommended for: Philosophers, physicists, and anyone who's ever woken up late on a Monday morning.
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