This coffee is a true Quantum Flux experience: it's like trying to solve a paradox while simultaneously experiencing a caffeine-fueled existential crisis.
Notes from Bob, the coffee connoisseur: "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the flavor profile or the fact that I'm still awake."
Notes from Alice, the coffee skeptic: "I'm still trying to figure out what's going on here. Is this a coffee or just a bunch of words on a page?"