Superposition Theory License Agreement

Section 1: Quantum Entanglement

By clicking "I Agree", you are entangling your consciousness with ours. This means:

• You will experience a 50% chance of spontaneous combustion, 20% chance of teleportation, and a 30% chance of being trapped in an infinite loop of cat videos.
• You will be required to participate in regular quantum assessments, where we'll measure your superposition and calculate your overall probability of being in multiple places at once.

Section 2: Causality Loopholes

You will be granted a non-exclusive license to brew Subspace Coffee, a beverage known for its ability to manipulate the fabric of space-time. However, you may not be allowed to use it for nefarious purposes, like traveling back in time to prevent our server from going down.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to reenact scenes from "The Matrix" in your head.
• Inability to distinguish between reality and simulated reality.

Section 3: Subspace Brewing License

You are hereby granted permission to operate a Subspace Brewing Station, a device capable of brewing Subspace Coffee on demand. However, you must agree to our strict guidelines:

1. Only use Subspace Coffee for scientific research, unless you're feeling particularly existential.
2. Never, ever, ever attempt to use Subspace Coffee to communicate with parallel universes, or you will be sent to a universe where you're stuck in an infinite loop of elevator music.