Resolution 1: The Unanimous Agreement

The esteemed members of meeting 42 have come to a resounding agreement: the snacks in the break room will no longer be referred to as "mysterious meat packets."

Resolution 1, Article 1, Section 3, Subsection 2: The snacks will henceforth be known as "Tasty, Crunchy Treats."

Resolution 1, Article 1, Section 4, Subsection 1: A committee of 5 will be formed to oversee the snack renaming process, with a budget of $1000 for marketing and branding expenses.