Meeting 42: Resolutions

After much discussion, the meeting concluded with the following resolutions:

• Resolution 1: More coffee
• Resolution 2: More meetings
• Resolution 3: More cats

Resolution 1: More Coffee

We, the undersigned, agree that there is not enough coffee in this universe.

• Coffee Consumption Guidelines

Resolution 2: More Meetings

We, the undersigned, agree that there are not enough meetings. We demand more meetings.

This meeting shall reconvene every five minutes to discuss the lack of meetings.

• Meeting Schedule

Resolution 3: More Cats

We, the undersigned, agree that there are not enough cats in this universe.

We demand an immediate increase in cat population by at least 10%.

• Cat Lobby