We have reached a historic moment in time, as the Council of Intergalactic Elders has come to a unanimous agreement on the fate of the planet Zorgon-6.
By a margin of 100%, the Council has voted to destroy the planet, citing "excessive use of Comic Sans" as the primary reason for its demise.
As a result, all sentient beings on Zorgon-6 will be relocated to a new planet, designated as "Zorgon-7" and will be forced to live in a utopia of Arial font usage.
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