Resolution #1: The Fjord of Unyielding Resolve

WHEREAS, the people of Neo-Brutalia have grown tired of the status quo;

THEREFORE, we, the undersigned, declare this resolution:

1. We demand an end to the scourge of beige paint in all public spaces.
2. We require a 300% increase in the national quota of artisanal cheese consumption.
3. We call for an immediate ceasefire in the Great Sock Puppet War of 2023.

— Adopted by the Great Council of Neo-Brutalia, Article III, Section 2.