Robot Safety Measures

Warning: This meeting will feature a high level of robot-to-human interaction. Please wear your safety spectacles at all times.

We cannot be responsible for any damage caused by robot malfunctions, human errors, or spontaneous combustion.

Meeting attendees are advised to bring their preferred brand of robot oil.

• Binary Safety Spectacles | A special pair of glasses that converts binary code into readable English.
• Robot Emergencies | A comprehensive guide to robot first aid and crisis management.
• Robotic Self-Care | Tips and tricks for maintaining a healthy robot-worklife balance.