Snack Reviews by Rodney Richter

6. The Nacho Cheese Doritos of Destiny

Ratings:

• Crunch: 4/5
• Flavor: 3.5/5
• Value: 4.5/5
• Totally worth eating: 9/10

A classic. Can I just eat the whole bag in one sitting? Yes, yes, I can.

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6.5/10: The Frito-Lay of the Ancients

A relic from the past, but still a snack of the gods. Or not.

Read the review of the 9/10-rated Fritos of the Future