1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Squidward's Sassy Squid Quotes are the only ones worth reading, don't @ me."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Squidward Time."
4. "You can't handle the truth, but Squidward can."
5. "Squidward's the real MVP (Most Vocal Person In the Room)"
6. "If you can read this, you're doing it wrong."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'never wake up' person."
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