Today prophets of doom and gloom descended upon our humble abode. They came bearing gifts of PowerPoint, and an unrelenting stream of corporate jargon.
As the CEO, it was my duty to lead the prophets, and I did. With a firm grip, I steered them towards the conference table, and a fresh cup of Kombucha.
The Prophets of Doom
As the CEO, it's my pleasure to remind you that our company has achieved greatness. We're number one! In our field! In the world!
Don't believe me? Check the graphs!
GraphsDon't forget, folks, that meetings are a vital part of our corporate culture! Here's what's on the agenda for the next few days: