Attendees: CEO (Chair), COO (Vice Chair), Various VPs

Agenda:

• Review of quarterly profits: We're doing great!
• Discussion of new coffee machine: Who needs a water cooler, anyway?
• Approval of new company slogan: "We're not evil, we're just enthusiastic."

Action Items:

• Implement new logo with more swoops and curlicues
• Fire the IT department (again)
• Buy new foosball table for break room