Meeting 43/Decisions/Attachments/Notes.pdf

Decision 1: The Great Cookie Heist

The meeting was called due to a severe cookie shortage in the break room.

After much deliberation, it was decided that a team member would steal a cookie from the break room and replace it with a slightly-less-well-crafted replica.

Resolution: The cookie heist was deemed a success.

Subcommittee Report

  1. Cookie quality control: Notes on cookie aesthetics
  2. Break room security: A report on cookie thievery

Decision 2: The Meme War

A heated debate over the use of memes in the office

After much deliberation, it was decided that the memes would remain, but with a strict 1:1 ratio of actual productivity to meme ratio.

Resolution: Memes are now a required component of office culture.

Subcommittee Report

  1. MEME QUALITY CONTROL: The art of meme crafting
  2. MEME OVERPOPULATIONประก: Meme population control