Evacuation Procedure: Meeting 43
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Meeting 43 has been declared a Code Red.
Please proceed to the Safe Zone for further instructions.
- Do not attempt to make small talk with your coworkers.
- Do not eat the free donuts.
- Do not think that the fire alarm is a good opportunity to sneak out for a smoke break.
Emergency Protocols
In the event of a Code Red, the following protocols will be enacted:
- Grab your emergency blanket and head to the Safe Zone.
- Assume the Position Protocol to ensure optimal visibility for the emergency services.
- Remain calm and do not attempt to Panic Protocol.
Remember, your safety is our top priority. Let's get through this together!