Meeting 43: The Protocol of Last Resort

In the event of an emergency, please remain calm and follow the procedure outlined below.

Step 1: Panic

1. Run around in circles, shouting "What do we do?!"
2. Stomp on the floor, creating a makeshift path for the fleeing masses.
3. Grab a nearby fire extinguisher and use it as a microphone.

Step 2: Call the Fire Department... Maybe

If you're in a high-rise building, call the fire department. But only if you're really sure it's a fire.

If you're not sure, just pretend you're a fire alarm and make a loud "BEEP BEEP" noise until someone shows up to check on you.

Continue to Step 3: Position Protocol if you're still standing.