Meeting 44: The One Where Everyone Hates the New Guy

Minutes from the Illuminati Meeting

Resolution 003: We Hate Him Decision 001: He's Fired

After weeks of deliberation, the new guy finally spoke up in the meeting.

He said something about "synergy" and "disrupting the paradigm," and promptly lost the room.

The meeting devolved into a heated argument, with some people shouting "Get him out!" and others whispering "I told you so."

It was clear that he was going down.

Note to self: never wear a "Team Building" polo shirt to a meeting.