Meeting 44 Agenda Item 2.3: "The Great Sock Conspiracy"

Today we will discuss the alarming trend of missing socks in the break room.

• Item 1: Sock-eating monster in the break room
• Item 2: Sock-stealing ninja in accounting
• Item 3: Sock-hoarding hoarder in the CEO's office

Also, a special announcement:

Due to recent events, the break room has been equipped with sock-detection technology. Please report any further sock-related incidents to Sock-Squad.