The CEO's Decisions

Today, the CEO made 12 decisions, 7 of which were wrong.

Here are the details:

• Decision 1: Buy 1000 more chairs for the conference room.
• Decision 2: Hire a new intern to fetch coffee.
• Decision 3: Change the company logo to a picture of a cat.
• Decision 4: Introduce a 4-day workweek.
• Decision 5: Fire 50% of the marketing department.
• Decision 6: Replace the office coffee machine with a Keurig.
• Decision 7: Create a mandatory "Casual Friday" policy.
• Decision 8: Fire 100% of the IT department.
• Decision 9: Replace all employee computers with Commodore 64s.
• Decision 10: Make all employees wear funny hats on Fridays.
• Decision 11: Rename the company to "Blerg Inc."
• Decision 12: Make all employees eat only Cheetos for lunch.
• Decision 7: Create a 10-story office building made of Jenga blocks.
• Decision 8: Replace all employee workstations with giant hamster balls.
• Decision 9: Create a 5-story "Couch Potato" office chair.
• Decision 10: Make all employees work on a 4-day workweek... on the moon.
• Decision 11: Fire 100% of the accounting department... on a Tuesday.
• Decision 12: Make all employees work on a "Survivor" theme week.
• Decision 5: Make all employees eat nothing but mayonnaise for lunch.

Decisions 8-12: The Wrong Choices

These are the decisions that didn't quite make the cut. Or did they?

Wrong Decision 1: Fire 100% of the IT department.

Read on for more of the CEO's questionable judgments.