Today's Agenda: The Fate of the Universe's Fruit Supply
We've gathered here to discuss the impending shortage of pineapples.
Point 1: Pineapple Preservation Methods
Point 2: Alternative Fruit Options
Point 3: Global Pineapple Distribution Networks
• Pineapple pizza topping sales are through the roof
• Local farmers are on strike due to lack of funding for pineapple-themed therapy sessions
• The CEO of Pineapple Inc. has gone MIA, rumored to be in a pineapple-infused monastery