Meeting 44: The Great Pizza Topping Debate of 2023

In a shocking turn of events, the meeting was called for the sole purpose of debating the age-old question: "Is pineapple on pizza an abomination or an art form?"

The Pro-Pineapple Argument

Led by the fearless and unapologetic, Piney McPineface, the pro-pineapple faction presented their case, citing the sweet and tangy flavor that pineapple brings to the table.

The Anti-Pineapple ArgumentPiney McPineface, the pro-pineapple faction presented their case, citing the sweet and tangy flavor that pineapple brings to the table. ### Why Pineapple Belongs on Pizza * Pineapple is a fruit that is often associated with tropical paradises, so why not bring a taste of the islands to our pie? * The juiciness of pineapple pairs perfectly with the savory flavor of cheese * It's a great way to add some color and freshness to an otherwise dull pizza ### The Anti-Pineapple Argument Led by the fiery and unrelenting, Anti-Piney McPinehater, the anti-pineapple faction presented their case, citing the sacrilegious nature of pineapple on pizza. ### Why Pineapple Should be Banned from Pizza * Pineapple is a fruit that is often associated with breakfast, not dinner * The texture of pineapple is a affront to the refined sensibilities of the refined pizza connoisseur * It's a travesty that has ruined many a good pie

The debate raged on for hours, with both sides presenting their arguments with fervor and passion. But in the end, the verdict was clear: pineapple belongs on pizza. Or does it?

The Verdict Back to the discussion