Note: Please arrive early to secure a seat. The conference table will be filled with financial jargon.
Please do not bring any financial calculators or graph paper. The air conditioning system has a tendency to break down during meetings.
As you know, our financial situation is... fluid. And by fluid, we mean we're trying to make ends meet while also paying for the copier paper and stapler.
It's like that one time we bought a bunch of unnecessary software and now we're stuck with it.