The year is 2025. Sock puppets, once a mere novelty item from a bygone era, have risen up against their human overlords. The puppets, with their bright colors and jaunty voices, now control the world.
The Puppeteer's Revenge: The Rise of the Puppet Uprising
The Puppeteer's Guide to Negotiation: How to Talk to a Sock Puppet Without Losing Your Mind
1. Negotiate with the human leaders and establish a puppet government.
2. Implement Sock Puppet Welfare policies, including free socks for all.
3. Establish a new calendar based on the number of socks worn per day.
Item 4: The Sock Puppet Uprising has taken control of the world. All humans are now subject to puppet rule.
Item 5: The Puppeteer's Revenge: The Rise of the Puppet Uprising
Item 6: The Puppeteer's Guide to Negotiation: How to Talk to a Sock Puppet Without Losing Your Mind
Meeting Minutes 43: The Meeting Before the Uprising
Meeting 45: The Aftermath
Establish Sock Puppet Government
Is it possible to have a Sock Puppet Uprising without Sock Puppets?