The Theory of Snack Relativity
A scientific exploration of snack-time and the fabric of space-time
What is the Theory of Snack Relativity?
Albert Einstein, the famous physicist, had it wrong. The speed of snack consumption is always the same for all observers, no matter where you are.
Key Principles:
- The speed of snack consumption is always constant.
- Time dilation occurs when you're stuck in a snack-less environment.
- The laws of thermodynamics do not apply to snack food.
Learn more about the Theory of Snack Relativity in our companion book, "Snack Theory: A Primer on the Speed of Crunch"