Here lies the chronicle of Cheeto-Fingered, a tale of dexterity, of crunch, and of the unrelenting quest for the perfect snack.
Meet the hero of our tale, Cheeto-Fingered, a being of unparalleled skill in the art of Cheeto consumption.
Cheeto-Fingered's earliest recorded exploit was the "Great Cheeto Grab of '87," where he devoured 37 Cheetos in a single sitting.
But little did anyone know, Cheeto-Fingered's legend was forged in the crucible of his Cheeto-fingered fingers, which were said to have been blessed by the Crunchy Finger of God himself.
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