Warning: this recipe has a 99.9% chance of causing spontaneous human combustion. Proceed with caution.
To make the perfect robot pretzels, you will need:
- 100g of robot oil (available at your local robotics supply store)
- 500g of human-grade salt (do not use the kind that comes in a can)
- 1 liter of robot ketchup (do not use the kind that comes in a bottle)
- 1 packet of engineer's special sauce (available on the dark web)
Instructions:
- Mix the robot oil and human-grade salt in a 3:1 ratio.
- Add the robot ketchup and engineer's special sauce to the mixture.
- Stir until the mixture is well combined and has reached a state of quantum superposition.
- Cook in a 3D printer at 200°C for exactly 42 minutes and 11 seconds.
Enjoy your deliciously edible, yet highly unreliable, robot pretzels!
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