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Sour Gummy Squircle Recipe

For the most discerning engineers, we present to you the most complex, the most intricate, the most bewilderingly sour gummy squircle recipe in all the land.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of gummy squircle base material
• 1/4 cup of sour gummy squircle seasoning
• 1/2 cup of disappointment
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1/2 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of crushing ennui
• 1/4 cup of the crushing realization that you are, in fact, just eating a gummy candy

Instructions:

1. Mix the gummy squircle base material with the sour gummy squircle seasoning in a large, sterile environment.
2. Add the disappointment, existential dread, despair, and crushing ennui to the mixture, stirring counterclockwise for 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
3. Stir the mixture with a long spoon, while reciting the entirety of the manifesto of despair.
4. Transfer the mixture to a gummy squircle mold, and bake at 400 degrees Fahrenheit for exactly 42 minutes and 13 seconds.
5. Allow the gummy squircle to cool, then serve to the most discerning engineers in the land.

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