Quantum Crisis Fries: The Recipe Book
Welcome, quantum cookers! In this book, we'll guide you through the preparation of the most unpredictable, most unstable, and most utterly delicious fries you've ever tasted.
Ingredients
- 1 lb of quantum-entangled potatoes
- 1/4 cup of chrono-displaced mayonnaise
- 1/2 cup of entropic oil
- 1 tsp of Planck's constant
Instructions
- Quantum-entangle the potatoes using Schrödinger's equation.
- Displace the mayonnaise across multiple parallel universes to achieve optimal flavor.
- Cook the fries in entropic oil, stirring occasionally to avoid singularity formation.
- Season with Planck's constant for an extra kick.
And voilĂ ! Your Quantum Crisis Fries are ready to serve.
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