Quantum Crisis Fries: The Recipe Book

Welcome, quantum cookers! In this book, we'll guide you through the preparation of the most unpredictable, most unstable, and most utterly delicious fries you've ever tasted.

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. Quantum-entangle the potatoes using Schrödinger's equation.
  2. Displace the mayonnaise across multiple parallel universes to achieve optimal flavor.
  3. Cook the fries in entropic oil, stirring occasionally to avoid singularity formation.
  4. Season with Planck's constant for an extra kick.

And voilĂ ! Your Quantum Crisis Fries are ready to serve.

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