Minutes of Meeting 45: The One Where We All Hated Each Other

Present: Bob, Alice, Charlie, Dave, and 4 other guys nobody invited

Objective: Discuss the new project proposal

Discussion:

• Bob: This is the most boring idea I've ever heard. Who comes up with this stuff?
• Alice: Actually, I did. And it's not boring, it's revolutionary.
• Charlie: Can someone please tell me what it's actually supposed to do?
• Dave: I think it's a chatbot that plays the Macarena.
• Other Guy 1: No, it's a toaster that prints out cat pictures.
• Other Guy 2: I thought it was a portal to another dimension.
• Other Guy 3: It's just a bunch of words on a screen. Who cares?

Decision:

Outcome: Everyone hates each other, but the project will move forward because that's just how we do things here.

Next Steps:

• Bob: I'll just go back to bed.
• Alice: I'll start designing the chatbot.
• Charlie: Can someone please explain what just happened?
• Dave: I'll just go get some more coffee.
• Other Guy 1: I'll start printing out cat pictures on the new toaster.
• Other Guy 2: I'll try to find the exit.
• Other Guy 3: I'll just go home and play video games.

Next Meeting: 46 minutes, same time, same place. Don't forget your apathy.

Links:

• Meeting 46: Minutes of Confusion
• Meeting 47: Minutes of Disaster
• Meeting 48: Minutes of Madness