Minutes of Disaster 47: The Meeting That Went Terribly Wrong

Presented by: Bob, Jane, and John (who was late)

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Marketing Strategy
• Item 2: The New Logo
• Item 3: Who Ate the Last Donut

Discussion:

1. Bob: "So, uh, we need to talk about... um, what were we supposed to talk about again?
2. Jane: "You mean, the new logo?"
3. John: "No, I thought we were going to talk about the donut situation."
4. Bob: "What donut situation?"
5. Jane: "You know, the one where someone ate the last donut from the break room fridge."
6. John: "Oh, yeah, I did it! I was just really hungry, okay?"

Conclusion:

Meeting adjourned due to lack of progress. Someone is going to get fired.