Snack Break 3 is not just a meeting, it's a movement.
1. Arrive on time. We start on time. Don't be late. Be punctual.
2. Don't talk about your feelings. This is a productivity-focused environment. Focus on snacks.
3. Snack breaks are not optional. They're mandatory.
4. No talking to Karen from HR. She's on a break. Don't bother her.
5. The break room is for snacking and scheming. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, make any actual plans.