Things to Do When You're Not in a Meeting

1. Stare intensely at the conference table, as if willing it to move.

2. Play "spot the PowerPoint slide with a typo" with your neighbor.

3. Practice your best "I'm not sure, let me check on that" face in the mirror.

Secretly Check Emails during the "I'm on mute" portion of the meeting.

Take a 5-Minute Power Nap in the back row.

4. Learn the intricacies of the conference center's ventilation system.

Conspire with the janitor about the meaning of life.